Finally a group session for those whom have zero trees planted and have to face this horrific fact every day in shame.
Hi, I’m Sam and this is my story.
I started using bunq at Black Friday 2018 via a promotion. Things went south from there. After one month I was so hooked to bunq, I started using Premium. After two months, I had already opened 5(!) bank accounts and had three cards.
When the TravelCard was introduced, I had to have it, at all costs, so I ordered one. After that it only got worse. I started to open more and more bank accounts, until I had full overview of my financials.
Then bunq came with the Metal Card, which allowed you to plant threes as you spent your money. I was about to order it immediately. As I do endorse green goals and I am addicted to fancy things like a metal bank card, it was something I had to have.
Then it hit me.
I reached out for help and got it. It was just right there in the math. For €100 I would have a card which I would rarely use, so I wouldn’t be able to plant much trees. As I live in a Meastro-country, I would only be able to plant like a few threes per year for that €100.
When the SuperGreen subscriptions arrived at bunq, I sought for help in math again. For €5 extra per month and with €2000 to spend each month, I would only be able to plant 20 threes. Thus paying 25ct per three.
The benefit would be that I would never ever have to face the confronting fact that I still haven’t done anything in my life to help the environment. My banking app (of all places) confronts me every day with a prominent zero, whenever I open it.
Although I live in a very environment friendly houseboat, I use very little energy, very little clean water, use public transport or my bike to go to work instead of a car and I donate to various charities, I still haven’t done anything to make this world a better place, according to my bank.
As my bank is the only place where I can do something to save the world, I feel really ashamed of the zero threes I’ve planted so far. The daily confrontations start to hunt me. And there is something I can do about that, I know. But the math just isn’t working.
I am Sam, and I haven’t done anything to save this planet.